lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

22 October 2026 13:23

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out

agnest

agnostic.bsky.social

22 October 2026 13:05

when the pussy genuinely hates most of the words that leave your mouth >>

"Balsamic" Jane Vinegar

maximumhorkheimer.bsky.social

22 October 2026 13:02

Been on my naive type shit lately. Somebody asked why I decided to study modernism and I said: Because I think these books are very beautiful

joe

shariauncle.bsky.social

22 October 2026 12:57

before the game, there was an ad read for Almost Free Teeth dot com

joe

shariauncle.bsky.social

21 October 2026 14:49

(moments before I am killed by The Thing) is you or is you ain't, The Thing