...OR pretend I'm the DM: "You enter the next chamber and see a group of skeletons at the far end. They are standing against the wall, but are not moving. In the middle of the room is a pedestal with a closed wooden box on top. The dwarf immediately smells gold."

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Pretend we're playing Dungeons & Dragons and answer every question like "I use my +2 Broadsword." "I cast Detect Evil."

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I'd ask ChatGPT, out loud, to explain to me how to answer every question.

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I’d be a totally racist white suburban mom who starts every sentence with “I’m not racist but…” and keep saying the most batshit crazy racist garbage imaginable just to see if they ever caught on (I doubt it.)

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Make a cardboard midwest diner, set it up around you, then say, "Now I'm ready to talk to the New York Times."

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