I do not look like a beatle. I look like I was twelve years old when first I glimpsed a beatles poster and begged my mother for the haircut with all my heart and soul, and she tried her very best

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once again I have tried to make bangs work for me and once again I am thwarted. this is einstein's definition of insanity

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got a part time job in college at the jock dorm bagel shop. day 1 was fine. day 2 somebody asked me to make something involving cheddar, egg, and spinach on a blueberry bagel and I walked out with the apron on and never went back

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doing laundry today to pack my bag tomorrow evening so that before I hop out of bed at ass o'clock on saturday to visit my parents I can still go watch some vintage gay porn at a film festival tomorrow night

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For my birthday this year, my amazing wife @meowbrey.bsky.social gave me the incredible gift of a morning with our chef friend learning to make sausage eggs Benedict on fluffy cheesy buttermilk biscuits, followed by lime custard pie. We also learned that she is wholly incapable of lying to me.

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