And now, the tags! Eira belongs to @sporkage.bsky.social Rey belongs to @foxpunk.bsky.social Sam and Eddard belong to me! Thank you for reading! #SamuelMathisWoL #EddardMNK

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[LATER, as Eddard takes a dirt nap] Sam: "Poor bastard." Rey: "Y'know, maybe we *should* find another way-" Eira: "Did anyone see where his shirt went? It was such a pretty color." Eddard: *muffled groan* [END]

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Eira: "Hey guys, sorry we're late! Did we miss any- OH, FURY, NO! NOT AGAIN!" Rey: "Run, Dove! Think of your hair and the trauma it did to your hairdresser!" Eira: "EUGH-" Rey: "AIYEE-" Eira: "I'M SO SORRY, GUISEPPE!" Rey: "That poor little fa-" [second explosion from the screen] [THE END]

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[cut to the kitchen, where Eric and Andyn stand watching] Andyn: "Okay, Mr. Phoenix, very funny-" Eric: "What? I'm just enhancing their viewing experience." Andyn: "You're a right ol' bastard is what you are." Eric: "I'll add it to my list of nicknames."

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[a fireball coalesces on screen, and then erupts with a very real intensity] Sam: "Whoa-" Thancred: "Twelve forfend, give a man a heart attack!" Kronke: "Lhaminn, get behind me!" F'lhaminn: "Not a bad idea." Everest: "WAH-" G'raha: "Everest?" Rora: "Wow, I can *feel* the heat prickling my balls-"

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