The Onion

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29 September 2026 22:33

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dindin6.bsky.social

29 September 2026 22:32

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Menestune

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28 September 2026 04:04

This beautiful honu basking on a Maui beach bears the identification of being a rescue in the French Frigate Shoals - 600 MILES AWAY!Amazing nature! #herps #love #marinelife #ocean #photography #wildanimals #nokings #turtle

Mary L Trump

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28 September 2026 04:03

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arepublic86.bsky.social

28 September 2026 04:03

For reference, Voyager 1 launched in September 1977, and on November 18 of this year it will finally hit one light day. 49 years for one light day.