will

grem.bsky.social

22 September 2026 13:45

man its 440 am and i cant get in to my apartment because theres a coyote eating a rabbit on my lawn in front of my door

will

grem.bsky.social

22 September 2026 13:45

practice

will

grem.bsky.social

17 June 2026 01:49

my coworker has gotta stop looking at me in the eyes and saying things like ”thank god youre gonna be here forever” while on the verge of breaking down man or i am also going to have a very different sort of breakdown

will

grem.bsky.social

17 June 2026 01:49

you can easily tell the difference between somebody saying insane things in jest and somebody saying insane things earnestly due to the green wavy stink lines rising from the latter

will

grem.bsky.social

17 June 2026 01:49

if you ever speak using hyperbole in public online spaces people do straight up try to scalp you