Mayonnaise is basically bourgeois lard: it adds fat while tasting of nothing

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The British Public are so incredibly lazy that the only thing preventing them from being those hover-chair cunts from Wall-E is the lack of access to anti-grav technology.

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Maybe the "very English" aspect of it all is that the entire thing turns out to be an embarrassing mistake.

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Scotch eggs and pork pies are wonderful , but the hybrid gala pie needs more recognition as a superior bar snack.

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Chortle 🤭

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