Don’t ask me if you can send a tribute. You will not get a response. Just use your big boy brain and send it. I will take care of the rest (tell you I want more).

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I love being hairless and fully oiled like a brand new doll out of a box.

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There's vomit on my sweater it tastes like code spaghetti. I'm nervous but on the surface I look calm and ready to scroll logs; but I keep on forgetting the SQL I wrote down, these headphones go so loud. I open my CLI but commands won't come out. RAMs choking now, everyone's joking now-

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You’ve always been intimidated by pretty girls. Stuttering, palms sweaty, trying to work up courage you know you don’t have. Give up virginal loser. You’ll never be the man I want. But you can be a slave to My enchanting beauty, pumping to My sumptuous pout while I get soundly… #faceworship #lips

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