jimenagorraez.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 13 January 2025
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@jimenagorraez.bsky.social6 May Fatima Bhutto zooms in to talk about #TheHourOfTheWolf to @marigoldatkey.bsky.social @dauntbookspub.bsky.social #booksky Festival tickets 1 Feb: www.campdenmayfestivals.co.uk/literature/e... Meanwhile 🐕 👇
Show PostHMV, 1990s. Customer: Got any complicated tapes? Me (thinking I'm hilarious): Sorry, we only stock simple tapes. C: Nah, you know, complicated ones. M: Blank tapes, or ones with music? C: With music. You know. Lots of different songs... complications. M: Ahh, compilations! Right this way.
Show PostWorking as a Photoshopper in Snappy Snaps (yeah, it was a thing around 2001), someone asked to have a hat taken off a person in a picture. I asked if they had other pictures we could use for the top of his head, the customer replied "well you'll see that when you take the hat off"
Show PostNot retail, but when I worked in the anatomy department, I got a call from a young guy Me: "Hello, Anatomy department" Him: "My mother just died, you want her?" "...sorry?" "She's dead. Do you want me to drop her off?" "...I'm afraid you can't donate *other people's* bodies" "FINE!" [Click]
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