ahoylemon.xyz
I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.
👤 Joined on 11 May 2025
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@ahoyelmon.bsky.social@ahoyelmon.bsky.social → @ahoylemon.xyzdamn, the front gunt on hoover
Show PostOur readers suggest this one: Hide the supersoldier serum in his dinner. When he finds it, dump a Gatorade container of lube on him to congratulate him!
Show PostThe main problem with trans people playing sports is some trans guys get way too into their softball team and it's just not a very interesting thing to talk about if you're not also on the team
Show Postwell, it's about time that the & in T&A proved true. it's been effectively T -or- A for too long.
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