Now I heard there was a secret clock, The refs, paid off, and they took stock But you don’t really care for Broncos, do ya? It goes like this, Underwood and Whit The delirious fans all saying “Go Blue, yeah”

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If Mitch McConnell appears in public now, we know that the GOP just sacrificed Lindsey Graham in some bizarre ritual transferring life forces

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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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Do all four of the Artemis II crew have dogs? Because that’s the only way to know they didn’t get replaced by alien clones during the communications blackout…

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Airbrush order of operations: Put paint in Pull back trigger Nothing happens Realise you didn't clean it properly after last use Swear profusely Remove paint Disassemble Clean Reassemble There's still blowback Disassemble again Clean again Put paint in Splatters Remove paint Disassemble Clean Re

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