1/1,000,000: it saved me from a collapsing bridge 999,999/1,000,000: some douchebag thinking they’re going to “outsmart” traffic, end up landing on a family of three.

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The bus in The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down didn't need any boosters.

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In real world use, your failure to wait for a 13 hour software update results in one jet not working, sending your car into a ridiculous tailspin. Because you didn’t subscribe to the Tailspin Avoidance Package, you spin out of control on launch. And the front bumper falls off on landing….

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Remember when idiots started driving their Cybertrucks into lakes because of ‘wade mode’? Yeah, I’d bet they’d start driving Roadsters off of cliffs.

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I wonder if these accounts even know they're parody accounts.

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