Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

06 October 2026 04:55

the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

06 October 2026 04:53

and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious

Better Things Are Possible

internethippo.bsky.social

06 October 2026 04:48

Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve

I Scare You Like Sound Dog

chadstanton.blacksky.app

06 October 2026 04:46

How dare you invoke a wrestling move when I’m “talkin’ rape” with a fellow intellectual.

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