new york city is THISCLOSE to having a hot mayor. a goal we can all aspire to

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“The public reaction to the coldblooded killing of a CEO should serve as a wakeup call to other practitioners of corporate greed: While your wealth and status may garner respect in life, the same guarantee cannot be made in death.” My latest:

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Yall wasn’t the only ones eating yesterday 😮‍💨

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They taught a marching band to play Espresso

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please don't train AI on my god damn posts. the last thing I need right now is to be responsible for giving a robot depression

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