The Govt claiming we must drill more fossil fuels so we can use the tax revenues to fund the green transition is about as logical as a doctor telling you to smoke 2 packs a day to raise the money for your lung transplant You don’t put out a fire by pouring on more fuel 🔥#Jackdaw

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I don't want to look like a varnished bag of walnuts in a rubber prophylactic. That's my excuse.

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It’s the 13th anniversary today of what is still one of the great picture/headline combinations

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Wildly out of their depth, the clock's already getting close to midnight on this government even if they think they can vibe it out.

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Why did I write a Minecraft book? Because last year a shy 11-yr-old boy brought two huge lobsters to my door I asked how much His dad said: No he wants to give them to you. He hated reading before your Minecraft book & now he loves it. He wants to pay you back THAT’S WHY I WROTE A MINECRAFT BOOK

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