For the Love of Missy

missybbbobtail.bsky.social

18 August 2026 22:07

My cat has 2 lap settings: 1. You attempted to lift your leg, but I am the weight of 10,000 dying suns, & I will not be disturbed. You will perish here. 2. You moved your ankle 1/10000th of an inch. I am leaving immediately. You've offended not only me but my ancestors.

Delaney King (In Yellow)

delaneyking.bsky.social

14 August 2026 04:20

May ICE forget their shock gloves are on as they go piss.

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