Cursed stuffed cat update: Tilda started hissing at it last night, then grabbed it by the neck, dragged it through the catflap into the garden, & tore it to pieces... THEN IT WAS SITTING HERE IN PERFECT CONDITION THIS MORNING! 🐈‍⬛👻

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Today programme presenter this morning: "You know..." "You know..." "You know..." "You know..." Three times in one question. Flabby, you know, thinking. They're paid enough, the least we should be allowed to expect is that they should marshal their thoughts coherently. @bbcnews.bsky.social

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Even as we speak, someone is writing a terrible novel called The Straight of Shore Mews about a heterosexual who moves into a street where everyone else is gay. We must find this person and encourage them.

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“Dear oh lord you’ve had some right legislative cowboys in here.”

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