kl0bsnack.bsky.social

18 October 2026 00:25

Cotton candy should not be flavored. Period end of conversation I'm done.

Andy Richter

andyrichter.co

16 October 2026 03:29

There’s no more hopeless feeling than your child latching on to a streaming movie’s thumbnail, insisting on watching it, and it’s complete dogshit

!ynn

lynnloggedin.bsky.social

15 October 2026 04:01

visiting St. Peter’s Basilica and watching them carry out Latin prayers was beautiful until the person next to us ripped so much ass that it smelled like they shit themselves. Ahh, Rome…

pmamtraveller.bsky.social

14 October 2026 23:34

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

Jack Saint

lackingsaint.bsky.social

13 October 2026 13:41

"I did not find this snl monologue funn--" YOURE GONNA MAKE ME VOTE FOR TRUMP AGAIN IM GONNA DO IT STOP MAKING ME VOTE FOR TRUMP AGAIN I SWEAR PLEASE SAY SHANE GILLIS IS FUNNY OR IM VOTING FOR TRUMP