i was anticipating this because it was one of the last generation where you could buy the device and get sim-free 3g anywhere in the world for the life of the device. no way were they gonna let the devices keep working after they stopped the mobile service a couple months ago

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Doctor here: this is bullshit

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Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal comprehension.

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Oh you like me? So you like a husk of a girl? You like a girl who has moss and ferns instead of thoughts? You like a girl with a creaking mass of tangled roots for a heart? Very weird, very suspect.

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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

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