chris.asstrophe.lol
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👤 Joined on 13 July 2023
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@chrisasstrophe.bsky.social@chrisasstrophe.bsky.social → @chris.asstrophe.lolagainst all odds he made it down in one piece and has now returned to his watch tower. the garden is once again under extremely anxious surveillance
Show Posthe’s been stuck at this stage for 10 minutes because apparently getting out of the box requires a full risk assessment. can confirm lots of obvious soft landings around him.
Show Postthose people forcing themselves to look directly at the sun during the eclipse even though it physically hurts just because they refuse to listen to any medical advice
Show PostYes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.
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