Walking round H&M these days is like being trapped inside a packet of bourbons.

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Spent the day coming across people taking everything Matty says seriously when the car on set literally had the number plate “ME ME ME”. People are so fucking thick and unimaginative it’s scary.

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I have seen Charli live 7 times and that is enough.

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Funerals should just be car boot sales of all your stuff with a jacket potato and real ale stall, and everyone can wander round your stuff reminiscing about how weird you were, and wondering why you’ve so many sea-salt dispensers. The family can keep the money or donate it to charity.

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Over 100 Labour MPs are revolting over the Govt’s planned cuts to benefits for those with long term illnesses or disabilities. Martin Lewis interviews Cabinet Minister John Healey on Good Morning Britain. youtu.be/AuJIgECwWpA

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