guess which of my idiot children got himself stuck in the bathroom for an unknown amount of time today and left us a very smelly present in the middle of the bath mat

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... The weekend isn't long enough.

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a couple of beefleaves i made a few weeks ago, bc i missed my Them 🥺🪭🌊

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hello everyone, I’ve decided to vanish down into the secret sidewalk tunnel, and will not be returning, it’s been real ✌️

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I was raised extremely catholic. at ~12 my best friend told me he was gay and sobbed on my shoulder for hours that he was going to hell for it. I told my parents I didn’t want to go to a church that made him believe that, and my parents told me that if i didn’t go to church they’d no longer feed me

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