eminem voice: chewbacca's cock's the bedrock of my life i chain myself to it but i blew it knee deep in yoda pussy i can't even see the dune sea the forest moon for the trees i'm on a kessel run vader's stolen my gun i'm out for the night frozen in carbonite

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this is what killed Bob Mackie

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[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach

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I would enjoy a crossover that starts with them dining together and then, through a series of misadventures, each is forced to take up the opposite character's mystery. So Benoit Blanc has to batter his way through a bunch of redneck cops and Jack Reacher has to outsmart a murderous plutocrat.

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[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.

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