safetysage.bsky.social
[31, they/them] not-so-local cryptid made of Taylor Swift songs, an ounce of weed, a mountain of tears, a worn out Twilight book, & all the love we can muster. ur govt assigned himbo friend <3
👤 Joined on 01 September 2023
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@safetysage.bsky.socialGameStop's response to one of their stores still having a 'Halo 3' mural from 2007: "We'll take it down when something better comes out"
Show Postbeing back in my hometown is weird bc I regularly drive by my friend’s old house where I got drunk for the first time and barfed on 80% of the rugs in her house
Show PostDid a thing, chopped off muh haaaiiirrr 😁
Show PostWoke up absolutely sobbing my eyes out Then this little man comes up to me and tells me he loves me And I know I have to hold on 🐇🩵
Show PostMe trying to have a singular thought at work after eating lunch
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