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My painting LONE JUNIPER

🚨🚨🚨 In the last two hours, the Trump admin: - Banned all immigrant visas from 19 countries, including Cuba, Haiti, and Venezuela - Banned all student and researcher visas to Harvard - Colluded with Texas to kick 20,000 undocumented college students off of in-state tuition.

🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles. Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.

🚨 After months of defiance of court orders (and the Supreme Court) and claims under oath from cabinet level officials that they would never bring him back, the Trump admin blinks; Kilmar Abrego Garcia is being brought back to the U.S., where he can finally get some due process.

If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment

BREAKING: Chief Judge James Boasberg finds that those people sent to CECOT under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15-16 had their due process rights violates and certifies them as a class. He orders that the government "facilitate" the ability for them to seek habeas relief.

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever." - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Multnomah Falls, Columbia River, Oregon

applying for jobs again

we are making a video game

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

This message brought to you by Harriet Tubman, an actual person who actually lived.

sometimes I regret warping my brain being so online. but not today. oh no, not today.

"We’ll judge Russia by actions, not words," says State Department Spokesperson Tammy Bruce. Indeed, given how many times Russia has broken its word, talk is cheap. Concrete steps are what matter.

🇺🇦 Ukraine shot down 60 Shahed drones overnight and neutralized 41 decoy UAVs out of 108 launched by Russia. Sumy region suffered damage.

On the Pokrovsk front, Russian armor tried to push through — but the 3rd National Guard Brigade “Spartan” and nearby units were ready. The tank lit up the sky in a fireball, and the crew didn’t make it out.

Putin chose war — and rejected ending it in favor of a summer offensive, said Andrii Kovalenko, Head of Ukraine’s Center for Countering Disinformation.

The oil depot at Engels is still burning as of this evening. Overnight it was hit by Ukrainian UAVs

Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.

DeLauro uses her opening statement to tear Russ Vought a new one

Moskowitz: "Nothing has been made more efficient. Here are the wins for congressional Rs. You ready? They're gonna do a $9b recession bill. They're gonna get rid of Elmo, which the American people were clamoring for, but they're gonna add $2.4t for the debt. And then they want us to cheer for them."

worth remembering that when Trump announced a travel ban in 2017, people literally went to airports to protest. Eight years later, Trump announces a new one and it's not even front page news. We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.

Bernie: "What that is all about is that if you're rich in America, you can make campaign contributions, you are entitled to massive tax breaks because you're superhuman beings. But if you're a poor working stiff, working at McDonald's, struggling to put food on the table, you're entitled to nothing"

Chris Murphy: "The entire administration is a grift from top to bottom... it appears Musk didn't get everything that he wanted in this bill to help his companies, and so he's throwing a temper tantrum... you have to understand none of this is on the level. It's a bunch of thieves stealing from us."

Chris Murphy: "We can't be preparing for the 2026 election. It might not come. All of our focus right now has to be on protecting the democracy, about stopping the corruption."

Goldman on Trump's travel plan: "It's pretty consistent with what his 'immigration policy' is, which is just essentially to keep anybody who's not white out of the country."

Goldman: "The idea of focusing on President Biden is a way of distracting from Donald Trump's efforts to completely undermine our democracy, to grift and engage in corruption, and to help out his billionaire buddies by cutting their taxes while taking Medicaid away from the American people."

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Musk says Trump is in the Epstein files and it is being covered up. This escalated quickly.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks

Dun dun DUN!

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We have an official ruling

For years we've heard from the right about "welfare queens" and other so-called "freeloaders" pulling one over on the government. But actually, it's the wealthy who are the real freeloaders — pulling one over on us all by skirting their taxes. Where is the outrage over that?

A recent study found that for every $1 invested in the National Weather Service, it produces $73 in value to Americans. Not only is the NWS a life-saving government resource, it's actually quite efficient.

Trump's proposed data-sharing deal with Palantir would be an appalling attack on our privacy. It goes hand-in-hand with his attacks on habeas corpus. Liberals and conservatives should agree on this: we don't want mass surveillance or erosions of our civil liberties.

I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.

Just 35% of Americans approved of what Musk was doing in the government, according to a poll from April. 57% disapproved, with 46% *strongly* disapproving. If Dems are serious about only supporting ideas that are popular, they would never entertain the idea of allying with a guy who was so hated.

Anyone allying with this shit is not on my side, Republican, Democrat or any other political persuasion under the fucking sun

A New Battle is Brewing!🎮🎮 #shantae #fanart

forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus

Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!

Russian Telegram channels report that the fire at the oil depot in Russian Engels continues.

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Up is down

#TrumpsTrillionsTransfer

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

MEMPHIS — YESTERDAY: “He’s not a criminal!!” ICE agent clumsily PULLS A GUN on the daughter of a man they grabbed. Original post: www.facebook.com/share/v/12LM...

So are we just teaching our kids they have to obey anyone with a mask and an unmarked car and an oddly-fitting vest and zip ties now and go with them? Is this where we’re at?

As the prophecy foretold.

The entire internet right now.

i know no one cares about hypocrisy or shamelessness or anything anymore but these people really used to tell us they were scared of an armed govt being turned against americans, they made an entire career out of it

This is the test of our democracy right now: how much will Republicans in Congress let President Trump get away with defying the law? The answer should be: this moment shouldn’t be about party. It should be about the country.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

Same with this. If Trump admin is already censoring farm trade data, reasonable to worry that jobs, inflation, GDP, other market-moving data could be next. bsky.app/profile/cram...

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Chicago fighting back against ICE. You love to see it 💪

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

Keep track of any Democrat or commentator or personality who advocates for Musk to be welcomed back into the fold. These are people you cannot trust and should be kept as far away from the levers of power as humanly possible.

Morning from Kyiv. russia launched drones again at night. putin is ready to resume direct talks with Ukraine? Oh my, this 'boy' needs only a break. Today is Mother's Day. Mothers suffer the most from the wars. 🇺🇦 Viktor Babak, Mother Ukraine, 2022

When you watch these heartbreaking videos showing the cruel and thuggish behavior of ICE agents, remember that these people are not being FORCED to commit these acts — they do so willingly. They could quit their jobs at any time. They could say “enough!” ICE agents CHOOSE to do what they do.

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Howard Lutnick on UK Deal: “They opened their market for the first time in 30 years for 5 billion in exports, while paying us 6 billion a year in tariffs” Fact check: The UK won’t pay a penny. American companies importing goods from the UK will pay the tariffs, and pass the cost on to consumers.

JUST IN: Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador, is on his way back to the U.S., ABC News reports abcnews.go.com/US/mistakenl...

From The Archives: Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-l...

Pornhub Exits France Over Age Verification Law theonion.com/pornhub...

Let them fight 🤺

My love of reading is strongly link to this man…

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare. Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.

he's been sitting directly in the path of the air conditioner like this for at least 5 minutes

the entire concept of an air conditioner must be crazy as hell for a stray cat

Y'ALL 🥹🥹🥹 Fizzy finished her radiation treatments today and the vet sent us this

Scenes like this were DIRECTLY caused by Stephen Miller's wailing that ICE can't arrest the number of people he promised they would arrest (bc he lied abt how many criminal aliens there are).

Girls can only have 2 dolls but boys can lose 4 F-18s in the Red Sea

Ugh, he just gets better. 😩

“The notion that I or any of my colleagues ‘body slammed’ armed federal officers is absurd. DHS is lying because they know their agents were out of line.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

"Under the annual appropriations act, lawmakers are permitted to enter 'any facility operated by or for DHS used to detain or otherwise house aliens.' The law is clear that members of Congress are not required 'to provide prior notice of intent to enter a facility'..." www.cnn.com/2025/05/10/p...

It is impossible to get people to believe that Trump is a walking constitutional crisis when you, one of 47 Democratic senators, can barely be bothered to show up to oppose his judicial nominees. Completely unserious people.

Heute wäre Lorenz 22 Jahre alt geworden. Erinnern wir an ihn und seine Geschichte. Erinnern wir daran, dass Rassismus und Polizeigewalt längst keine Einzelfälle sind. Erinnern wir daran, dass die Politik schweigt. Erinnern wir daran, dass so etwas nie wieder passieren darf!

I woke up at 3:30 am to photograph Cleveland, Ohio and this is what I got

Dear Democrats in the Senate, Please get ready amendments ready for reconciliation bill that will at least: - defund Starlink - defund all maters related Space X - defund DOGE (calling it a Deep State) And that's just the start. There can be lot lot more. Thanks.

To make the company seem giving, they donate YOUR money.