Tulip time. ‘Brown Sugar’ standing tall, scented, like a wallflower. ‘Prinses Irene’ is glowing orange. The apricot and magenta ‘Slawa’ and the ever reliable‘Queen of Night’ coming up behind.

Star is going to suffer today bc im stuck in bed with an allergy-induced cold she loses breathing, voice, and energy privileges and she has no water on her bedside table in other words she’s fucked

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.

Truly apropos of nothing, one of the most inexplicable parts of Trump Era media coverage has been the total lack of interest in his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. They were very close friends! Ghislane recruited girls AT MAR-A-LAGO. There's video of them giggling as they watch young girls dance!

I grew up spending time on my grandparents' small farm. Gran was an amazing gardener and forager. The amount of space and time it takes to produce enough food to feed a family is not commonly available to the average American. When are we gardening, if we're screwing in tiny screws??

Nothing says “strong leadership” like federal Conservatives blaming provincial Conservatives for their own faceplant at the ballot box. Maybe next election they can campaign against each other directly and save us the suspense. #cdnpoli #CPCmeltdown ctvnews.ca

A 2-year old US Citizen was deported Friday to Honduras. “The judge on Friday scheduled a hearing for May 16, which he said was ‘in the interest of dispelling our strong suspicion that the Government just deported a U.S. citizen with no meaningful process.’” www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

So grateful for the blessings and the opportunities ♥️

When friends are family ♥️ @maryltrump.bsky.social is one of the best

6 years and not *once* has this dog ever woken me up. Every day I have to be the one to drag him out of bed lol

My painting TIDAL WETLANDS

My painting PACIFIC COAST

My painting LOST COAST

If we’re serious about more efficient government and better everyday life in America - which we all should be - that means actually improving government, not cutting health care for poor people and slashing support for veterans.

I want politics to be about a better everyday life. Here's what that can look like:

They make it sound like there are millions of dead people getting Social Security checks. But it's just not true.

Great news: All 6 piece of shit cosplay fake cops who forcibly removed Dr. Teresa Borrenphol from a Coeur d'Alene town hall have been arrested and charged. She also plans to sue the County Sheriff and the private security firm who employed the scum for $5M. Hell yes. 💙🍷

The orange felon claims he’s made 200 trade deals so far. Which really means he hasn’t made one single deal because there hasn’t been one single trade agreement announced. He’s a pathological liar and a fraud.

MAY YCH Commissions are Availble!! For serious interest and more infor please send me DM here on bluesky😊🎨🙏🏻 #commission #commissionopen

Last night, a federal judge in El Paso became the first to review ICE’s claim that someone was an “alien enemy.” It went SO BAD for ICE that not only did the judge order release for the people suing, without prompting he restricted the use of the Alien Enemies Act in west Texas.

Not sure if anyone else has posted this yet, but this note is the sole "evidence" that the Trump admin submitted in court to argue that the mother agreed to take her 2-year-old U.S. citizen daughter with her to Honduras. She wasn't allowed to talk to a lawyer first. Seriously, it's just this note.

I'd say more precisely that we have people going all in on the idea that self-discipline is about having what it takes to dunk your head in a bowl of ice water every morning rather than having what it takes to treat someone different from you like a human being.

The fact of the matter is that the American conservative movement has backed a president now harassing students and destroying academic work on ideological grounds. This entire debate should be suspended until the conservative movement repudiates him. There is nothing to discuss until then.

I think we should raise the salience of this.

おはよ〜〜！！！​:zaripikapika:​

Apropos of one of today’s discussions on here

Hoisted upon my own pds yet again

Vladimir, stop? Has the U.S. ever looked weaker?

Blue Mary #fatalfury

i know there's a lot going on in the us right now but spare a thought for trans people in the UK tonight

What a wise King! 👑💕

No, but about (0 miles from there outside OKC.

Never.

Push Shitler’s approval ratings into the 30s and keep them there. Keep highlighting the corruption, and keep up the ridicule.

And I'm thinking the Church risks extinction if it elects a conservative.

my sonicare makes my ears buzz through my skull, that's how I know it's working

^^^

my cats are all indoors, they are always all indoors from the second they set foot in my home, your need to scold random strangers for things they are already doing is something you need to unpack with a therapist and not make managing your feelings the problem of random strangers

The difference between Twitter and this app is that on Twitter you post a cat thing and you get 14 nazis, here you get 28 of the cringiest self appointed scolds to ever get access to a modem and I guess that's an improvement but damn talk about incremental progress

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

work is giving us a chick fil a breakfast buffet and a ben & jerry's ice cream social today in what i'm calling "the most successful political both-sidesing of all time"

#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”. (Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)

This photo tells you everything you need to know about the cable news ecosystem in the United States. It is the perfect distillation of the moment. That Jumbo Elliott, by the way, is the former tackle for the New York Giants.

Top of the Mornin'.

All of the kidnapped and trafficked hostages need to be returned. Every one of them.

moderator: Matt, this comment asks "do you fucking lack object permanence, imbecile" when you said that you were 'really surprised by' Trump implementing tariffs on 'not just bad things'. how does that make you feel? Matt, 62, white, PA, importer: I don't think that was a very nice thing to say.

Zelensky won't agree to a ceasefire while his capital is being bombed, — Macron said. "U.S. anger should be directed at one person: Putin, who started this war against a neighboring country. He must finally stop lying to the world," the French President emphasized.

あそびすぎた…ねる​:kumapu_hutonsuya:​​:oyasu:​

Exercise your right to vote today, Canadians! Own your democracy! 🇨🇦🗳️

🤔 "In order to produce the Standard American Diet (SAD), ... it's estimated that the equivalent of 2 football fields are required per person per year—with much of this allocated to growing the crops to feed the animals." Source: Lappe, Frances Moore. Diet for a Small Planet.

The Addams Family house set, in color, would fit right into an article about Gen Z maximalism

Nu kommer jag köpa Sia Glass i första hand när jag köper glass framöver.

Robert Wolf on Fox News: "I've been in finance for 40 years. This is probably the biggest manufactured crisis I've seen with a bunch of unforced errors. The execution of 'liberation day' was pathetic."

Walz: "This is how government is supposed to work. It's not supposed to be one old man in the Oval Office sending out middle of the night tweets that shock markets into free fall. It's not supposed to be a bunch of 20 somethings unelected and firing everyone. It's not supposed to be chaos."

Stephen Miller turns the fascism up to 11 on Fox News

Durbin: "The question is not whether Trump is sinking in the polling -- and he appears to be -- but whether his fate is going to be shared by other Republicans, and whether they have the courage to join Democrats and do the right things and stand up for the Constitution."

the dude remains incapable of criticizing Putin

They’re arresting judges now

OUT: Free market conservatism IN: Trump owns America and sets the prices

Trump is flagrantly defying the Supreme Court

Trump suggests that only the Jews during the Holocaust were treated worse than the January 6 criminals

Sullivan: "When you see the car start careening toward the cliff, you've gotta say something. What I've seen in less than 100 days is terrible damage to America's credibility and trust with our allies & terrible damage to America's appeal... most of all what I've seen is China reaping the benefits."

As a Timberwolves fan that was one of the best things I’ve seen in my life. Incredible scenes

New in PN: Arresting judges is a 5-alarm escalation "It’s not just that Dugan was arrested, but how she was arrested. The whole point was to cause a scene. There’s no allegation she was attempting to evade arrest, but the FBI still forced a sitting judge to do a perp walk at her place of work."

complete batshit insanity

stealing like meme from my hellsite replies because lmao

The guys with the nets need to take him away.

My eldest daughter Claudia once asked me why there isn’t a provision that says that convicted felons can’t be president and this was *exactly* my answer

MEMBERS OF THE DC BAR: THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU—PLEASE VOTE FOR DIANE SELTZER (@whatajlp.bsky.social) 👉👉👉👉👉

These charges are so stupid. There was an ICE agent **in the elevator** with the defendant after he left the courtroom. But oh yeah, the state judge somehow obstructed ICE because she let the defendant leave the courtroom through a side entrance. The Trump DOJ is run by morons and thugs.

No biggie. It’s just the Secretary of the Treasury agreeing with the Chinese government that the President of the United States is brazenly lying about trade talks.

😳🔥🔥🔥

had such a wonderful time on netflix EVERYBODY’S LIVE WITH JOHN MULANEY last night talking to john and AYO EDEBIRI and CONAN O'BRIEN thank you so much for having me. THIS PROVES THAT LOVE IS REAL

a little hump day pump

Depending on when I'm needed on the exhibit floor, I may be able to make it (and if not, you and I should plan lunch or dinner that day).

Man, I really can't fucking wait to see how my ex roomies decide to drag me. I can't wait to see what fucking lies they'll try to tell about me. I already know they've been telling my friends lies about me and my polyamory. I should never have let those fuckers into my life. Fuck.

quick noodle of a bear for a homie's project

Tesla's quarterly profits are down 71% from a year ago. As Elon complains about "government waste," Tesla would have reportedly posted a Q1 loss this year if not for EV credits established under Biden. Hello?

Donald Trump keeps losing in court. That's why he's lashing out at judges who go against his authoritarian agenda — even going as far as to have them arrested. His regime is starting to crack bit by bit. Keep up the pressure. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

When historians reflect on this regime, cruelty will be the word most often used to define it. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...

Many of you might know me as a former Secretary of Labor. Or from my TikToks. But my true passion is teaching. When I decided to retire, I wanted to do it quietly. Instead, my colleagues at Inequality Media Civic Action decided to make a film about my last class.  https://www.thelastclassfilm.com/

This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail

I’ve never understood the protests as a way to influence Trump. I believe they’re important because they’re a way to tell each other that we’re not okay with this. They’re a way to communicate with other Americans and hopefully suppress further normalization of Trumpism in everyday life.

Sen. Durbin does what Bluesky demands, and instead of praise/thanks he gets dunked on more. It’s the way of (this tiny corner) of the world. But don’t forget: he invented the whole notion of Dreamers/DACA, and (I just found out!) is the person responsible for banning smoking in all public spaces.

comm for @icedust10.bsky.social

Note to Self…🌺

so, arresting judges should be more than enough reason for complete obstruction at in the house and senate. complete obstruction. anything you can do. interrupt proceedings, deny consent, holds on nominations. everything.

Sweet potato workers in Merced County are making sure that the plastic does not fly away by shoveling dirt on the borders. They do this every time the hotbeds are opened and closed. They share: Now that we have a UFW contract, foremen respect us & honor our sick hours. #WeFeedYou

#caturday

How is Pete Hegseth still the Secretary of Defense?

None of the actual impostors have the syndrome