Whenever someone gets snooty about seeing movies “the way they were meant to be seen,” it takes all my willpower not to say “You mean in a Nickelodeon through windows the size of a playing card?”

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@witneyseibold.bsky.social When are conservative states going to stop kids from singing "My Country 'Tis of Thee"? Do they not understand the kind of woke nonsense that's in this song? Come on! "Land where my fathers died"? My fathers! Two fathers! WTF?

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In the movie "Jaws," the jaws weren't the scariest part. It was more the teeth.

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The person who let the dogs out?

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#schrodinger SCHRODINGER'S CAT WANTED DEAD AND ALIVE @williambibbiani.bsky.social @witneyseibold.bsky.social

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