"The dish comes in a flimsy cardboard fishing boat that holds up impressively well for how heavy the Lobstah Poutine is. I’m talking heavy heavy, like as heavy as your heart feels every time you see that clip of Mookie Betts saying he wanted to stay in Boston his whole career."

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10/10 closer. Also "Why did I just give my hard-earned $39.00 to an organization that is intentionally tanking my team and exploiting America’s most beautiful tradition for their own avarice?" Hit too hard. Go fucking figure the first year I get season tix is this fuckin year.

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Would

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I see now that subconsciously, I have up writing because something inside of me know I would never come up with anything this wonderful

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