A random reminder that while ExcelDDesigns is the incredibly creative sculpting creature that Uberrime's managed to catch in a mason jar and occasionally vigorously shake to produce the coolest silicone dicks around, she also does have really neat designs available for other shops to purchase!

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Hyper realistic sliding skin dildo that *doesn't* have any shine?! @solinatoys.bsky.social switched things up a little bit with Fore, one of their newest dildo launches. And that's a good thing!! Read my review here: sydneyscreams.com/solina-toys-...

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I love this ugly disgusting thing. I hope a few of you pick this up so I can use it as proof that Uberrime's audience would indeed like some extra creepy monster designs..

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Wow that is super shitty business practices on their end.

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There is not a single toy in existence that is worth losing the trust of my audience. I'm sorry for all of my parts in this. I WILL do better moving forward. Moving forward is all I can do now, which is what I intend to do.

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