Middle Age Riot

middleageriot.bsky.social

18 September 2026 22:45

At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a degenerative disease named after him than a performing arts center.

Middle Age Riot

middleageriot.bsky.social

18 September 2026 22:44

LIFE HACK: Don't vote for people who try to keep you from voting.

Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

dumbmike.bsky.social

13 September 2026 09:12

👨🏼‍💼 Have you ever done a "#2" in the pool? 🙎‍♂️ Senator, not that I recollect. 👨🏼‍💼 You didn't bellyflop onto the diving board and the impact made you shoot a 6-inch "#2" across to the shallow end? 🙎‍♂️ Senator, I do not recall. 👨🏼‍💼 And you shouted get out get out there's a drowned toad in the water? 🙎‍♂️ Senator,

Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open)

hulkhoquinn.bsky.social

26 August 2026 23:53

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

they/them might be giants ☭

babadookspinoza.bsky.social

18 August 2026 22:15

Wild how everything got super expensive except an hour of labor.