first 24 hrs of being a homeowner: lost garage door opener for 18 hrs can't open window we were able to on walkthrough met neighbor note the mushroom in our yard warned by neighbor "if you see a lady wandering around your yard with a knife don't be alarmed, thats Judy the forager looking for food"

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Anyway here's a huge fuckin chicken quesadilla

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Oh what’s that? The ceremony is happening where the band is playing so we can’t set up until cocktail hour? Oh I’m sorry, you’re also taking pictures on the stage during cocktail hour? Cool so I’ll just set up sound for a 7-piece band in half an hour? Awesome

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yummmm

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i’m so fucking excited

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