davidcel.is
🚒 principal engineer at firehydrant (prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc.) 🍕 amateur pizzaiolo 🩺 oauthologist 🌲 portland, ore. 🌐 https://davidcel.is
👤 Joined on 07 March 2023
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