david celis

david celis

davidcel.is

🚒 principal engineer at firehydrant (prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc.) 🍕 amateur pizzaiolo 🩺 oauthologist 🌲 portland, ore. 🌐 https://davidcel.is

👤 Joined on 07 March 2023

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  • 07 Mar 2023, 16:19
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @davidcelis.bsky.social
  • 07 Mar 2023, 18:20
    ✏️ Kullanıcı adı değişti: @davidcelis.bsky.social → @davidcel.is
  • 09 Mar 2023, 23:18
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FRIEND: we love an appellation wine ME: it's from Appalachia? FRIEND: no, it's from France ME: you said it was from Appalachia FRIEND: it's French appellation ME: *nodding* French-Appalachian FRIEND: no,

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Monica
17 October 2026 11:00

One time I was at a wine tasting listening to the server describe this newest wine, and I cut in to ask “I’m sorry, I’ve heard of stone fruits before, but what are boulder fruits?” Her: “uh, well, they’re fruits that uh, have a richer, stronger taste than others…” Me: 🫥 oh Me: “BOLDER FRUITS”

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Absolutely. Paul has needed her feminine punch in the mouth for decades.

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YES. JESUS CHRIST YES. ITS ONLY BEEN AROUND 3 YEARS. WE DON'T NEED IT. www.techspot.com/news/114234-...

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absolute horses
16 October 2026 21:11

I would have to say: trinkets

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