38/68: John of Patmos this is the guy who wrote the book of revelations. you can probably make an educated guess at the level of "sane" his posting is at based on that alone. this guy laughs at 9/11 truthers because he doesn't believe New York is real Rating: ???/10

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34/68: Jesus of Nazareth it's him, the man, the myth, the legend. wanted by the authorities for being too based. born-in-the-red socialist who had to flee to Switzerland after causing massive property damage in a texan megachurch and commiting Super Arson on a bank. Icon. Rating: 10/10

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28/68: Isaac Man does this guy have some horror stories about his family. Constantly overshares. almost got murdered by his dad but they follow each others accounts anyway. Isaac treats it as though it was all in good fun even though he is clearly traumatized Rating: see a therapist/10

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26/68: Huldah At one point referred to as "keeper of the wardrobe", which i am liberally interpreting to mean she runs a fashion blog. good posts if you're into that kind of thing, but a little niche. Rating 7/10

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25/68 Hosea Yet another "minor" prophet but this one is actually not that bad. former theater kid turned fridays for future poster turned advocate for domestic terrorism. 17 years of age and regularly sends death threats to oil executives. Rating: 8/10

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