herzig72.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 28 October 2025
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@herzig72.bsky.socialI love that at a certain age you forget you’re hung over when you wake up and you just go about your morning routine thinking “welp, today’s the day I die” until you go out on your balcony to see a near-empty bottle and a ladle
Show Post@portybelle.bsky.social mine is kind of messy.
Show Post"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
Show PostRemember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year. That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare. Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
Show PostWhen you have to pat yourself on the head for doing a good job because no one else will 👍✨
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