e-nrik.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 19 October 2025
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@e-nrik.bsky.socialI hope everyone following me because I’m in some Warren Democrat starter packs also knows I’m a filthy whore bottom
Show Postthe one place these mofos should be wearing hi-vis and yet
Show Posthello, i am the guy who wrote the stochastic algorithm that determines whether you can use FaceID or will have to enter a password to download a free app on the App Store each day, ask me anything
Show PostThis is very cool on many levels, but particularly that it’s only on arrests and not convictions. I’m sure this will stand up in court.
Show Postand this is coming from a guy who won a prize in a talent contest because of the noises he can make with his eyeballs
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