Kalvin the Reindeer

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social

07 October 2026 15:15

ME: technically, undead means still alive ZOMBIE: *pauses briefly to appreciate my point before eating the rest of my brains*

Kalvin the Reindeer

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social

29 September 2026 19:27

[Survivor] JEFF: eat this cow's tongue ME: *eats it* JEFF: and these live slugs ME: *eats them* JEFF: and this coleslaw ME: *snuffs out my own torch*

Kalvin the Reindeer

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social

25 September 2026 19:03

I think about this 5 star review a lot

Andy Adams

flakphoto.news

25 September 2026 19:03

Bluesky has got to be the quietest social network I've ever used. I don't get much engagement here, but I always find something interesting, often intellectually engaging, and occasionally something soulful. Unlearning my social media expectations might be the whole ball game.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

mayor.nyc.gov

25 September 2026 19:02

New Yorkers, a storm is arriving today. Don't travel if you don't have to. Never drive or walk through floodwater. Call 911 if you are in danger, and report nonemergency issues to 311. Look out for one another and stay safe.