The Onion

theonion.com

15 December 2024 03:37

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women

God

thegodshow.com

15 December 2024 03:36

Shout-out to everyone keeping me out of schools. I don't want to be there either.

Santiago Mayer

santiagomayer.com

15 December 2024 00:53

Oh you wanted lower grocery prices? How about we get rid of the FDIC, the ACA, and bring back polio? Oh and btw your groceries are gonna cost more.

Drawing Doll

mathraptor.bsky.social

15 December 2024 00:53

The demonization of the "filler episode" is what is making modern media fall flat. "What does this contribute to the plot?" It contributes character building and fun, what do YOU contribute? (Annoying white noise)

Sheo

sheologian.bsky.social

08 December 2024 00:10

“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot” Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly