cheesed to meet her

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[posting at 3pm on a Monday] You *know* Joe Camel eats pussy like crazy [noticing that a critic I respect follows me] which really I think that religious poets like Mary Karr and Dana Gioia and Emily Dickinson would vibe with

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You should be nice to me i have wide hips

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the amount of time I spend fixing old ppl phones for them is crazy like it's really not technically my job but like there's no one on this island who does this and I'm not just gonna leave grandpa running around with the evil ass malware phone

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Like literally just apps that trick old ppl into giving them admin/debug access so it can install a billion apps that do the same thing so the phone is just unusable it's fucking crazy

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