eight! eight days! ah ha ha

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Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

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kind of disappointed we're not going to see more of her looks, ike this one is giving lead role in a Full Moon film called The Stewardess that was supposed to star Carmen Electra until she backed out because the Evil Bong was going to get higher billing than her

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i never actually watched the show fringe but i still really enjoyed it, because whenever someone started talking about it you could sort of play along, nod, agree, praise the show in a very broad way. then once you really had them hooked you could drop a "so ross and rachel were on a break, right"

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Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

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