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👨💻 I'm a computery guy 🇮🇪 Belfast/London Irish Internet Hallion 🕸️ Coding #Javascript + #Elixir https://github.com/tommyp 🎛️ DJ as Syntax Terror https://soundcloud.com/syntax-terror-exe ✏️ Writing stuff at https://www.tommyp.org
👤 Joined on 10 July 2023
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@tommyp.bsky.social@tommyp.bsky.social → @tommyp.orgMildly bothered that the tombstone says “his wife” when he’s not buried next to her *and* there’s not even an open plot next to her. That piece of granite is only ever going to make sense when he happens to be standing nearby.
Show PostIt only took 5 days, but my mother finally got to the stage of visiting-Irish-parent where she related an amusing anecdote and then ended it with "Anyway, it's actually very sad, that man died by suicide."
Show PostA woman just told me that she could fart faster than my pub's hand-dryers on her way back to her husband. I assumed they were playing up but no, I went in, and they were pumping out a full hot blast. So I came back out and quipped "you need to get your guts sorted out!"
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