doctorblumpy.bsky.social
Objectively correct in all cases
👤 Joined on 12 January 2026
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@doctorblumpy.bsky.socialwhen I bought my house in 2020 it had an old rotting wheelchair ramp on the front and the day I spent cutting it apart with a sawzall attracted six neighborhood dads
Show PostThe tree of liberty bibberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of etc etc
Show PostCops don't know how anything works
Show Postone of those 7up mascots ran across the counter earlier and I squashed it with a hammer, vile creatures
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