For my local folks. If someone is throwing home hosted kink parties in the DMV, the odds are good that the event runner isn’t a part of the wider community because they are problematic/dangeeous/banned.

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Two queer women celebrating their anniversary (Early! The actual day is Thursday!) by planting garlic, as is traditional

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poppy: it is though right me: fun to watch? poppy: yes me: in the same way a wounded gazelle is fun to watch in a nature documentary — I simply must stop letting this girl make decisions for herself, as amusing as this one will end up being

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[explaining to everyone who walks into the aisle] he's getting fucked by the sauce

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honestly hallucinogens are a lot like kinks/fetishes, where you'll fully believe you're an extremely experimental fringe freak and then you meet an actual psychonaut or BDSM enthusiast who's like "WANNA MEET A GOD WHO FUCKING HATES YOU?" and realize you're, at best, a spicier version of vanilla

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