theatomicwaffle.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 24 April 2025
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@theatomicwaffle.bsky.socialMan those birthday wedgies stung like hell. Got lifted up and down 28 times...
Show PostIf a wedgie over the head is called an 'atomic wedgie', would a wedgie from both sides be considered an 'orbital wedgie'? subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
Show Postdear dorks studying my works in the year 600 million: please affix your prehensile anus and give yourself a wedgie.
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