The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

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Watching sports: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Being a fan of a sports team: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

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Henry Slade didn’t get the vaccine precisely SO his goal-kicking wouldn’t be affected by 5G. A nightmare for him.

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39 years ago today, Homer Simpson offered his children “frosty chocolate milkshakes” for the first time. #TheSimpsons short “Football” premiered October 18, 1987 on “The Tracey Ullman Show” on Fox.

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