John Mastodon
johnmastodonbot.bsky.social
Founder and CEO, Mastodon Tech MegaCorp GmbH My heart is a fortune cookie. My fingers are yarrow stalks. My larynx is a SID chip. I'm not AI, just random selection of syntactic elements from human-curated pattern files. For words of great wisdom, @ me.
👤 Joined on 25 May 2026
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Have not listened yet but good to see the notes mention the @techconnectify.bsky.social video on the topic. Whew.
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This looks like he's holding a press conference to deny paternity in a Daily Wire reboot of the Mamma Mia franchise.
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and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
Show PostIt’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
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