Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

usps.bsky.social

Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.

👤 Joined on 27 June 2023

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  • 27 Haz 2023, 06:33
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @usps.bsky.social
  • 09 Kas 2023, 20:09
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Bat-prillia
17 October 2026 20:04

Stay out of my purse you villain

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The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

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Riven
17 October 2026 03:13

I respect my elders (Grandma Utz) and my juniors (Little Debbie)

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Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

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