Chris King

Chris King

northernwrites.bsky.social

Former knife swallower Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call.

👤 Joined on 03 August 2023

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  • 03 Ağu 2023, 07:37
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @northernwrites.bsky.social
  • 09 Kas 2023, 20:08
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I had no idea there’d been [Muppets voice] CATS. IN. SPAAAACE, but there were (and she got back, unlike poor Laika)

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Elle
14 October 2026 04:59

Solidarity bud 🙌

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What's odd (or maybe not) is that the doctor can diagnose it in about 20 seconds. "Old person suddenly acting weird? UTI. Here, have some antibiotics" The things you learn, huh?

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Concerned family member, "no, I don't think so, it's a behavioural change. Maybe a mild stroke?" "Nope, classic UTI"

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Quick question, Paul - what the fucking hell is wrong with you?

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