This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

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imagine how much amazing chaos we could sow into the game of football if we awarded 9 points for a doink. talent evaluation for kickers would go completely upside-down, teams would bring in doink specialists, some offenses down 8 would call in the kicker at 4th and goal on the 1. let's do it

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i'm thirteenth in line for school pickup. but someone left a gap behind the fourth car. watch this, losers! i hit the grok gamma epsilon maneuver button on the tablet, suffering severe whiplash under 6Gs of force as i land perfectly in someone's yard across the street, crushing their peonies

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I know a shiver went down her spine when she saw that big V word approaching

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Apartment amenities in Seattle are getting weird

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