jerkface.bsky.social
Born of a lowly hat farmer, I wander the internet in search of my destiny.
👤 Joined on 15 June 2023
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@jerkface.bsky.social[as I change my socks after dropping a piece of Taco Bell Mexican pizza on one of them] what’s gonna happen first, Jalen Suggs hits a shot or my Social Security benefits kick in
Show PostCancelling my work animation to insantly transition into the weekend and command-buffering three beers
Show PostTeammate 1: i need a uhh uhhh. Healing drone. What do you call them again Me & teammate 2: Gilbert. Teammate 1: oh yeah i remember it starting with a G. Like Jeremy Me & teammate 2: JEREMY?
Show Post<CEO@oil.com>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane" <secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war" <famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits" <jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"
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