Uncle Duke

uncleduke1969.bsky.social

23 March 2025 18:15

“And when you turn the left tap?” “Kittens.” “I’ll take it.”

Uncle Duke

uncleduke1969.bsky.social

21 March 2025 13:46

"We shall bite on the beaches, we shall bite on the landing grounds, we shall bite in the fields and in the streets, we shall bite in the hills; we shall never surrender!"

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

unfitz.bsky.social

20 March 2025 19:10

My body is a temple. My closet is a thrift shop. My kitchen is a health code violation. My backyard is a primeval rainforest. I forgot where I was going with this.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

unfitz.bsky.social

20 March 2025 19:05

I can neither draw nor think in a straight line.

Uncle Duke

uncleduke1969.bsky.social

16 March 2025 17:45

adding “everyone knows it” to the end of any post automatically makes it a fact and everyone knows it